KRISTEN STEWART CONFIRMS THAT ROBERT PATTINSON IS GAY???

Robert Pattinson (Edward to all you Twilight fans) is homosexual and Kristen Stewart has confirmed this:

Twilight star Kristen Stewart has confirmed that she is Robert Pattinson’s beard. For those who do not know a “beard” is a girl who serves as a gay man’s companion to hide his sexual orientation.

The startling revelation comes just one week after Robert Pattinson slipped up and admitted to Details magazine that he is “allergic to vagina”. In a move to save his considerable female fan base Robert Pattinson tried to use his trusty beard Kristen Stewart once again saying “It is extremely difficult but we are together, yes. We can’t arrive at the same time because of the fans”. He then went on to blame the fans for him failing to consummate the relationship adding “how am I to be expected to penetrate a vagina when we have fans all over the place?”

For her part Kristen Stewart has finally come to the realization that she is just Robert Pattinson’s beard saying “I guess that explains the strap-on and our role playing games were he calls me ‘Frank’.”

CELEBJIHAD

I don't know if this is true or not but I believe that this will convert more people to team Jacob. I'm just saying.

WILL FERRELL NOT SO BANKABLE ANYMORE

Will Ferrell may not be as bankable as he used to be when it comes to making blockbuster movies. This summers movie "Land of the Lost" was deemed one of Hollywood's biggest disasters that eventually left Universal Studio heads Marc Shmuger and David Linde on the unemployment line. The movie cost $100 million to make and only made $43 million. Ferrel has become one of the highest paid actors for playing his trademark role (Man-Child). Ferrell's previous movies Talladega Nights grossed $162 million and Elf made $220 million.

BLOCKBUSTER CLOSING 810 OF ITS 960 STORES!

Blockbuster is set to close 810 of its 960 stores. Due to the recession and consumers renting videos from Netflix and Redbox Blockbuster made the decision to focus on its core stores. The elimination of the 810 stores will cause the company to spend $60 million in early lease termination costs for the stores. "Mr. Wolf said Blockbuster has had to manage its business for survival, rather than growth, and has cut inventories of new releases and taken other steps, which hurt results in its most recent quarter".

Blockbuster will be operating in fewer locations "the game here is to become profitable, and if they do it on a lower revenue base, so be it,"stated Needham & Co. analyst Charles Wolf .

YOUTUBE GOES AFTER HULU!

Youtube goes after Hulu by adding television shows and movies to its site. Hulu has become a popular site that offers current television shows for people to watch. Youtube has a deal Sony, CBS, Metro-Goldwyn, BBC, and Lions Gate Entertainment to showcase their content on the site. The only downside to this is that Youtube will only be airing old television show content such as Alf. Hulu however offers consumers current television shows just after they are aired on television. Hulu is owned by NBC.

Sony Pictures Cut 350 Jobs!

Sony Pictures Entertainment Inc. Announce that it will be laying off 250 people and eliminating 100 open positions in efforts to cut costs. Chief Executive Michael Lynton and studio co-chair Amy Pascal stated in memo that went out Wednesday why they were making the cuts: "Our studio remains profitable, but over the past five months, the deepening global financial crisis has begun to impact some of our lines of business, such as television syndication, DVDs and advertising sales," also stated "These economic effects have, regretfully, made it necessary to take the step we had hoped to avoid, and worked hard to minimize: reducing our headcount." Most of the layoffs will take place in LA and the rest will take place overseas. The studio has already moved to reduce executive benefits, travel and overtime in order to reduces costs.

NEW PHONE BY SONY ERICSSON "IDOU'

Sony Ericsson unveiled an advanced touchscreen phone codenamed "Idou" a Walkman-brand mobile with "superior" video quality and a new strategy called "Entertainment Unlimited", which company execs said would further blur the line between communication and entertainment. continue story..

Etta James puts Beyonce on blast!

Ok, so early this morning before I could get my daily work out on I heard that Mediatakeout had this audio of Etta James stating that she does not like Beyonce and that she was upset that she sung "At Last" at the Inaugural Ball. Initially I saw nothing wrong with the performance but I didn't look at it from Etta's point of view. Etta James has been singing this song for a number of years. Hell, it is her trademark song! I even have the best of Etta James just for this song. I think it was an honor to have her song chosen to be sung at the Ball but I do think that it was rude to not have Etta sing the song. They could have even sung it together. I don't think that it was our Presidents fault. It may have been an oversight with the staff that was coordinating the event.

MEDIATAKEOUT: AUDIO OF ETTA JAMES
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